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The Midlife Starter Kit Middle age. Nothing prepared me for this, not even the old, wise men with all-knowing smirks and ever-present advice. But for those of you who have yet to attain the cringing, woeful status of middle age, I will not be so cruel. I will warn you. I will prepare you for the shock ahead. And you can start now by compiling your very own Midlife Starter Kit.To get more news about Vape Starter Kit, you can visit univapo official website. Sure,
you could just grab some reading glasses, AARP card, a CPAP machine,
some Fixodent glue, and maybe even some prunes and Metamucil – but
that’s just scratching the surface. You are going to need a lot more
than that if you plan on joining this elite club of suffering we call
the Middle Age. A “man bag” or fanny pack - Don’t laugh, this will come in handy for holding that Fixodent, hearing aid batteries, ankle braces, reading glasses, heating pads, assorted ointments and creams, medications.... A chemistry degree – The sexiest lotion beside your bed is that tube of Ben-Gay, so you are going to need to know how to mix exotic sex massage oils with your arthritis cream without developing a painful skin rash or an explosive chemical reaction. An extra copy of your high school yearbook – You will run into old classmates at the Piggly Wiggly, and have no idea who they are. See if you can order a pocket size version to fit into your fanny pack. | ||
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